Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2011

Shut up dad and keep doing your real job. cleaning.

Danae LEARNS in school?!?

Unfortunately, the daily inquiry would have elicited the daily response, whether understood or not.

Dar wense nooga jit buk yee!

Gunter glieben glauchen globen.

Ha ha. Van Amerongen reference FTW!

One of the very rare cases where subtitles would be kind of helpful- in the comments, not the storyline!

Vogon poetry ain’t got nothin’ on Danae.

Shaka, when the walls fell…

Dad needs a universal translator.

yes, you and millions of us…….

13 gilbas when 1 grunt would do.

We’ll all need Rosetta Stone by the time she’s done – and no one will understand anyway, because Danae, being Danae, will keep changing it!

I’m picturing an oompa loompa with Jackie Gleason’s face. To the moon, Danae!

@Astute Social Observer- Would that be the Patrick Stewart version, metaphorically speaking?

@ProudArianne- So you noticed the “homma humina” too! Reminded me of the same thing.

@Psychlady- Have you ever priced Rosetta Stone? The TV freebie doesn’t prepare you any more for the cost than it prepares you for Danae. Talk about sticker shock!

Welcome to “Adventures in Parenting.”My son is 25 and I still need sub-titles when we talk.

she conjugated zoënict incorrectly — in High Danaeish, it’s zoënyct

Is it just me, or has Danae grown?

When she goes back to school I foresee a trip to the Pricipal’s office for Danae.

Came here to mention Vogon poetry, was too late.

All my kid does is grunt when I ask that question.

Bibbie, bittie itty bod ommpha!.OH FRACK! forgot the syntax!

I think it means: “One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.”

I’ve once owned a vacuum cleaner exactly like the one Danae’s father is using but that was long before I even dreamed of having a daughter learning great stuff from our school system.