Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 16, 2011

THERE’S A BALL, WHERE!

Was forced to play ONCE.Was forced to never play again.

I vaguely remember a happy hour at the Kon Tiki like that. A few double scorpions later I had to go to my bowling league. The first 10 frames were pretty much in the gutter. But it was followed by one of my best AND capped with an average game as the effect began to wear off. I remember darts nights like that too. But the shooters between games only worked up to a point.

to me a golf club is considered earth moving equipment!

The Scotch invented golf, which, perhaps, is why they invented scotch.

I’d rather just putter around. Besides that, none of my clothes are ugly enough for golf.

Has anyone ever noticed that Scotland has given the world three of the stupidest sports ever – golf, curling and throwing a telephone pole tossing the caber.

A visit to the nineteenth hole can make the others in your foursome more bearable for the other 18.

“Golf: A good walk, spoiled.” Att. to Mark Twain

Remember that the people who invented golf and called it a game also invented bagpipes and called it music.

in scotland i recall them serving scots whiskey, but not scotch. thatś an american drink.

This should have a recognition of the source of this quote, which is a notable professional golfer of significant stature.

Panel one: is that what they mean by “playing with a handicap?”