In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 20, 2011

  1. Bosco
    lutherg1  about 13 years ago

    Runner was texting. Obviously.

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  2. Dodge viper green 2
    rgcviper  about 13 years ago

    But, did he remember to signal?..Oh—wait …

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  3. Viking
    steelersneo  almost 13 years ago

    orange barrels orange barrels every where i see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry, darryl, and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, looking back at me,

    they have signs that say slow down, i drive 25 through town, there faces are dark, dirty and brown, there looking back at me,

    orange barrels orange barrels every where i see, orange barrels orange barrels why can’t i be free, look at larry darryl and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, in there orange vest apparel looking back at me,

    they stand in there stink and sweat, i haven’t seen them working yet, they have to pee in a port-a-let, and there butt crack smiles at me,

    (if i could fly i would leave this world behind, and i’d free up my mind from this debris) and the orange barrels looking back at me,

    orange barrels orange barrels everywhere i see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry darryl and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, in there orange vest appearl, they pissed off my girl friend carol, whos sitting next to me,

    she makes calls on my cell phone, all she does is piss and moan, i should have left her big fat ass at home, or have her service me,

    look at larry darryl and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, in there orange vest appearl, they pissed off my girl friend carol, whos favorite actor is willy farrel hes a comic just like me,

    we drive through the rain and snow, through the orange barrels here we go, will the work get done? well, no one knows, it remains a mystery, orange barrels orange barrels orange barrels orange barrels"

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