The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 24, 2011
Transcript:
Wilberforce: Do you always hold your fork in your right hand when you eat, Pop? Brutus: No, I hold it in either hand. I guess when it comes to eating, I'm ambidextrous! Gladys: In other words, he holds his fork in whichever hand will get the food in his mouth the quickest!
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
People who live in glass houses . . . . . . . (and she’s bigger than Blanche from ID.)
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
Most people hold their fork in the weaker hand, and cut with their stronger hand. Being as I AM ambidextrous, I cut with my left (weak) hand, which makes people look strangely at me.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 13 years ago
ambisinstral — sounds like a dancer with two left feet
iced tea about 13 years ago
That’s not funny, Gladys!
spirit2002 about 13 years ago
Gladys says MOOO!
vldazzle about 13 years ago
Depends on where I’m eating. At home, with noone around, I may use minimal or no utensils – out with others I can use either hand, but always cut with my right.