Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 28, 2011

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    No,now you stop hearing and start bleeding.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Dabney, you fool! You’re supposed to throw it over your LEFT shoulder, into the eyes of the devil! By throwing it over your RIGHT shoulder, you’re scaring off your guardian angel!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 13 years ago

    At least he didn’t throw the whole shaker like in “Dumb and Dumber.”

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago

    No, you’re supposed to throw from what you’ve spilled.

    (Supposedly, back when salt was very expensive the spilling ITSELF was bad enough, and perhaps a sign that worse was to come.)

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Eldo, you should hear me when it comes to putting a hat on a bed.

    Actually, I don’t know the justification behind that one, I just DON’T DO IT, lest someone dear to me should die instantly…

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    WoT_Hog Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Over your LEFT shoulder…

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