Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2011

I’m so glad this one is getting a series. Nothing wrong with having a yelling voice upstairs telling you right from wrong. Some people call that a grandparent.

I say you should burn it immediately before it gets worst

Rat drinks entirely too much.

Rat needs to drink more,then his liver will go and him too.

Rat, you don’t know the half of it! How long have you had your poor Conscience stashed in that locked trunk? When is the last time it was able to try to guide you? You may even be prodded to do a good deed or two!

Rat refuses to perform any service to humanity (and animality?) on the grounds that he’s a Conscientiousness Objector.

Otto and TTMechanic — thanks for the kind words yesterday.

☜ I answered you back there, if you get a chance…..

It’s like Pandora’s Box from Bizzaroworld.

Wow. Rat’s conscience is screaming at him. I’d never have expected that.

Maybe if rat sobers up there won’t be voices in his head.

Will his conscience come out of the trunk? What will it look like?

leave rat alone, he has the right to be a beer guzzln, loud mouth, son of a #$@%$#%. WOW!!! his conscience has found me. Help!!!!!

It’s appropriate that Pig woke up Rat’s conscience.

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I just can’t figure out why either “darn” or “dirty” is profane. . . .;^)

Oh my God.. LOL.

So funny.

xxx

and pick up that empty beer can. Don’t you know you should be recycling? Sit up straight, stop slouching. Keep your feet off the sofa. Go out and get a job. Oh, wait I thought I was talking to a “Occupier”.

Have you ever seen or had been served a fried egg with it’s shell? I doubt it.This may be Stephan “coming out of his shell.” And besides, this “Conscious” in the trunk has to be light enough and visible enough for Pig to have found it, carry it, and to inquire it’s desires.But, perhaps on the light side, Rat’s secret may be that he’s really a softy mouse on the inside.

“Like the doctor said when you were born, it’s gonna get ugly.”(Drew Carey, to Mimi)

So Rat can just now here the conscience?

hear pastis is so lazy he didn’t even SHOW the trunk