At Garage Sales, the garage isn’t for sale; at Yard Sales, the yard isn’t for sale. Why don’t they call it like it is: MY OLD JUNK SALE! hehe…just kidding folks.
oh crap. someone found my penile extender kit. i keep seeing those signs all over on weekends…i wonder if anyone actually manages to sell their yards and garages, with all that junk lying in them….
The Duke 1 about 13 years ago
It’s an automated butt kicking machine and your wife is about to use it on you.
Rodney99 about 13 years ago
Just imagine all the good stuff I can strip out of this thing and build my OWN thingamajig!!!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
Sing along with Chuck Berry…. My dingaling… my dingaling..I want to play with my dingaling!
Devils Knight about 13 years ago
It’s the Star Belly Sneech Machine
meibwab about 13 years ago
Don’t you people even recognize a vortex calibrator when you see one ?
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
Watch out! It’s an alien life form!
vscythian about 13 years ago
It’s an idiot machine, it creates idiots.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
I’ll bet it goes zip when it movesbop when it stopsand whirrrrr when it stands still
Stephen Gilberg about 13 years ago
This comes the day AFTER Halloween? It looks like the setup for a horror-comedy.
rw1h about 13 years ago
Looks very much like the home-made steel guitar I had acquired somewhere along the way. I sold it for $5 in a yard sale too…………
Yukoneric about 13 years ago
Three eyed, one horn………………..
coffeeturtle about 13 years ago
At Garage Sales, the garage isn’t for sale; at Yard Sales, the yard isn’t for sale. Why don’t they call it like it is: MY OLD JUNK SALE! hehe…just kidding folks.
dfowensby about 13 years ago
oh crap. someone found my penile extender kit. i keep seeing those signs all over on weekends…i wonder if anyone actually manages to sell their yards and garages, with all that junk lying in them….