Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 05, 2011

What’s your favorite line from the movie, “Airplane?”

Roger, Roger. Get us a vector, Victor. Get us clearance, Clarence.

I’m more likely to have a favorite line from Airport. Never got into the Airplane movies.

Barbara Billingsley’s entire “I speak jive” scene.Jive turkeys don’t know nothin bout nothin nohow.

Not really a line, just the whole slapping the hysterical chick scene. The line of people, waiting their turn, different implement in hand

“There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

“It was a rough place – the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It’s worse than Detroit.”

(Apologies to anyone from Detroit. No offense intended.)

And one more: “They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let ’em crash!”

Boy: Cream?Girl: No I like my coffee black ..like my men.

I picked the wrong day to quit smoking!! & blowing the auto pilot umm up so to speak.

Why rent it? Jusy buy it then you can watch it whenver you want to or need a lot of laughs!

Good bye Leslie, miss you.

I say “Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue” at least once a week at work.

Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?