Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2011

genius if i ever saw one

Idiots. They bought the “non-directional springs”.. Everyone know you get the “DIRECTIONAL springs” for chasing prey!

I guess Bob really ‘sprang’ into action…

Bob happy – - – have extra bounce in step today . . . . ☻

Home Deepot next to Ikeea,

Had me laughing out loud – I live next to a freeway and I’m going to get a set of those springs for my next door neighbor and see if I can get him to jump high enough to see in my second story instead of using his binoculars.

Still likin’ that Wall… Damn. Certainly seems to keep the Crocs out even though they persist in their never ending quest to devour Zeeba!You know, if Zeeba would just take down the Wall and allow the Crocs free access to his house, I’m sure everything could be worked out to the Croc’s satisfaction.

Crocs die, and always seem to come back to life. Do they have a deal with the devil or somthing?

Need to get advise from Wile E. Coyote maybe….

Spring forward, fall backward.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Those crocs may be sneaky, but they’re not very “Wile-E.”

I don’t have a CLUE what they are saying…

Which is why it’s funny..

LOL xxx

Is that a fence or a cage?

Let’s not forget their IDOL whom they fashion all their ideas:Wile E. Coyote “Super Genius”!

Far as I recall, springs didn’t work well for Wile E. Coyote either.

Until I read further on, I thought either the crocs or zeeba neighba was in jail…

That’s what Bob gets for not buying from Acme.

As I recall, Home Depot sells oxy-acetylene torches and hammer drills also. They must have been short of funds as well as brains.

PBS posted late today, so I’m doing the same….

Road kill! Poor Bob is dead (yet again—or is it just that every other croc is named Bob?).

Nice sound effects today, too.

Must you use the low wage and benefits retailers for your imagery of America?

Gawd, I LOVE those crocs! They’re like a reptilian version of Kingfish and Andy, from “Amos ‘n’ Andy.”

I thought of the chance that Bob lost his arms and legs in the Freeway accident—and then when he goes swimming, his name will be appropriate!

Another Bob bites the dust…

well it was a good idea

48 dead crocs

67… I just realized the crocs, unlike all other characters, have bug eyes all the time.

55

56 dead crocs.

Zebra/Predator Wall ~ Berlin Wall.Mr. Zeebachev (Gorbachev), tear down this wall! – Croc (Ronald Reagan)

Thumbs up for the wall storyline.(and the clubhouse storyline that preceded it).

HONK HONK!-SPLATI laughed my ass off

70 crocs…

82

Ow