Monty by Jim Meddick for November 18, 2011
November 17, 2011
November 19, 2011
Transcript:
Doctor: Clearly Fleschy's obzessions with zeh Elmo puppet iz driven by underlying repression. See... Zeh Elmo is a manifestation of zeh I'd... zeh darker self... as a cat, he feels oppressed... zo he uses zeh Elmo to act out... what I reccomend iz - let Fleschy be Fleschy! Let him get into a little trouble now and again... maybe allow him zome catnip... maybe even let him claw zeh couch... BUT NOT ZEH LEATHER!
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Doc is starting to catch on. Just not soon enough.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Fleshy (or Fleschy, in Doc’s Viennese accent) is not only a master-puppeteer but also ambidextrous at it! And once the Puppetmaster has his claws into that leather couch, I think it’s too late to attempt an extraction with success….
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Better your couch then mine.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I don’t want to question the doc’s credentials, or anything…..
But if I ever saw an irrepressible cat, it’s Fleshy.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Where was Elmo the last couple of days?
jimbeauga almost 13 years ago
As if Monty could actually LET Fleshy do anything. Fleshy is his own man… er, cat.
ghp95134 almost 13 years ago
Did anybody catch the Dr.’s name???? Tunklein …. In German, tun = do; klein = little.
Which doctor was able to talk to animals? Dr Dolittle!!
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.