FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 20, 2011
November 13, 2011
November 27, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: What are you doing? Peter: Researching turkey recipes. I'm looking for something like "Red-Bull-basted bird stuffed ground no-doz tablets." I hate always needing a nap right after Thanksgiving dinner. If I can figure out a way to stay awake, I can get started on leftovers sooner. I might not even need to microwave them. Jason: Keep in mind that when you're asleep is the only time the rest of us get to eat. Peter: That's not true. I totally shared the yams last year.
skeeterhawk about 13 years ago
Sorry Peter, but you’ll have to slip those in yourself when Andie isn’t looking (She’ll probably make Tofu turkey anyway). But I’m sure you’ll notice you get drowsy every time you stuff your face, not just on T-day.
Miba about 13 years ago
lol, turkey itself is what makes people sleepy. It’s a natural sleep inducer.
Dkram about 13 years ago
At least a tofu stuffing..\\//_
J Short about 13 years ago
I yam what I yam.
VegaAlopex about 13 years ago
Ah, the joys of being a teenaged boy who can eat anything and not become fat!
DontDoThat about 13 years ago
With many stores opening so much earlier for Black Friday, maybe Peter’s on to something?
NE1956 about 13 years ago
Peter must belong to the Norville Rogers family tree. (It might take a little trivia thought for the ‘real’ name to come out if y’all don’t know Norville Rogers). :-D
person918 about 13 years ago
geh… no-doz… I had a bad experience with no-doz and whiskey once. the stuff is evil!
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
Thanksgiving is one of the few times that I get to see other relatives that live farther away.Plus what Jason means is that the rest of the family LITERALLY have to fight Peter down just so that they can have some food, too; ’course, they also have to fight Roger down, too.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 13 years ago
Peter would be the type of person that enjoys deep-fried turkey, I bet.
widgetsx3 about 13 years ago
Try getting any food without getting your fingers taken off in my house. Those kids can eat….
chicken 33 about 13 years ago
I bet none pick up a dish and go into the other room and eat it like my brother-in law. Not just at Thanksgiving either. Also does pull my finger. Does not wait for you to pull.
garfeildfox about 13 years ago
IDEA! When brining the turkey, brine it in coffe
Capple about 11 years ago
Well at least he shared the yams