Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2011

Brothers and sisters, let us spray…..

Hey, why don’t we see the reflection of the artist in the mirror?

Okaaaayyy…..

I will try not to ask….

…. why Mommy and Bobby (not their real names, to protect their privacy) are standing in the bathroom together half dressed….

spraying on fake outdoor complexions…..

From the company that brought you ‘Spray-on Pallor’ for that Morticia look!

Ginger kid! Ahhhhhh, they don’t have souls!

someone told the boy he was feckless, and he is changing that. it seems that the lady got off on a tan.gent

Will, you get skin cancer today if you’re in the sun too long. So they invented tanning and freckles spray.

Is she in her bra or tank top?

What happens if you spray Pam on yourself?

Varnes & Beau — ewww… But that’s a good thing.

And Guy and rOdd, mine was meant to be humorous, not a call to CPS.