Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 06, 2011

The fiver was in Flo’s purse?

Tell him the truth Andy. It was a nose picking accident.

I’m glad to see our beloved Mr Capp getting exercise off the field. Given practice, he should be able to grab the fiver and be out the door before Floe can react.

This will put a serious crimp in Andy’s dart and snooker games. Thankfully, he’s an ambidextrous drinker.

Methinks it was the Bear Trap that Flo set up in her purse that caused Andy’s injury!!!!!!!!!

Number Six: does that make him Handy Capp?

Good of Flo to pinch Andy’s fingers.

Andy told a fib… When he went to Flo’s purse. He said I’ll only put it in a inch.

Well that’s your own daft fault Andy…

What ARE you like?

LOL xxx

SERVES YOU RIGHT, ANDY!!!

Andy has gone DIGITAL……