Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 24, 1998

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Super Bowl fever with Biff and Chip! Biff: Biff Biffwell here, up close and personal in the home teams locker room! Biff: Obviously, the team's been having a strategy session at the chalkboard! This may look confusing to you folks at hom, but to ME, a former NFL player, it's simple! Biff: You see, both receivers line up on the left side... boy: Uh... Mister? Those are the directions to the hotel. Biff: Right, RIIIGHT! Don't want to tip off the opposition! Boy: I'm just a towel boy, but I'm pretty sure you were a kicker.