Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 15, 1998

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Flopsy talk to his support group... Flopsy: Oh, sure, the kids love me for one day each year...but why? Because I bring them candy! Flopsy: Do you know how it feels when people only like you because they want something from you? Do you have any idea how demeaning that is? Flopsy: This cursed candy caused me nothing but- Santa: Hey! He's got some on him! Santa: Can I have a creme-filled egg. Ol-pal? Cupid: Dibs on the red jelly beans! Psychiatrist: People, it may be time for a break...