Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 18, 1999

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The matchless matchmaker! Dan Cupid, love consultant!! Stan: Hello, Dan! Long time no see! Dan: E-GAD! It's my brother, the evil Stan Cupid! Dan: Still up to your old tricks, evil Stan? Breaking people up after I've worked so hard to bring them together? Stan: Snicker! Of course! Dan: You've been no good since the day you were born! Why, oh why are you so mean? Stan: Hey, when your parents name you "evil Stan", what choice do you have? Dan: Good point. Stand: Plus, you try wearing a black leather diaper your whole life! The chafing is brutal!