Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 21, 1999

Transcript:

He's just so gosh-darn romantic! Dan Cupid, Love consultant! Dan bids farewell to his evil brother STAN. Stan: you should join me on the "dark side" brother! It's fun to break up couples! Dan: Never! Stan: there's money in it, too! It can be very profitable to produce a steady supply of people who hate each other! Dan: Profitable? Stan: Sure! Look at the size of this check! Dan: It's... It's signed by Jerry Springer! Stan: Finders fee! I've got him booked through Thanksgiving!