Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 25, 1999

Transcript:

Chip: We just got a memo from the network! They want us back in the news division! Biff: Yes! Yes! Biff: We're quitting your two-bit show , Bulby! Find yourself some other sidekicks to boss around! We're heading back to prime time! Biff: We're going to be making television that matters! We're going to report the stories that people need to know! What's our first assignment, Chip? Chip: We'll be interviewing Cher's plastic surgeon about her latest butt tuck! Biff: Hear that, clown boy? We are journalist! Biff: