Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 05, 2000

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"Hold it, Ellen! What do you think you're doing?" "Skating, duh!" "Not here you're not! We don't want you hacking up our ice with your pointy little figure skates!" "God did not invent ice for figure skating, Ellen! God invented ice for only two reasons!" "1.) Hockey, and 2.) Keeping your 'Mountain Dew' cold." "High five me!"