Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2001

Transcript:

Up close and personal with dan Cupid, love consultant. "And fix that sink, I'm sick and tired of that dripping." "Yes dear." "Uh Dan..." "Why not use one of your love darts on your wife? It might, you know, improve her mood." "Can't do it Biff, a matchmaker may not use his love darts for personal gain." "The sink Dan, now." "However, if someone else were to shoot my wife with a love dart, oops! How clumsy of me." "Are you deaf fat boy?" "Like this?" "Please hurry."