Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 06, 2001
Transcript:
"The Hippo-What Oath?" He's... DR. CESSPOOL! Beauty-challenged teen Ellen Wright consults Dr. Cesspool about cosmetic surgery... "Isn't it awful, Doctor?" "It sure is. It's terrible." "I can't even stand to look in a mirror. It's so ugly!" "It is truly hideous. To gaze at it is an appalling, stomach-turning festival of nausea." "So you think you can fix my nose, Doctor?" "Your...uh...nose?" "Yes, my nose! What were you talking about?" "Nothing, nothing. Let's move on." cont'd!
bignatesbiggestfan12 over 12 years ago
Wow… i wonder what he was talking about
Johnnython about 12 years ago
Her face
THE #1 COOL KID! over 9 years ago
lol
troylamborghini about 9 years ago
ouch
The_Unborn over 6 years ago
It’s a really unintended burn
Bahadurshah over 4 years ago
He was talking about her face
Jacop✔️ over 4 years ago
Let’s keep this PG and say “face”
TheAmazingCrafter over 4 years ago
I assume Ellen’s getting rhinoplasty
STUFF ENJOYER 11 months ago
Subtle roast.
Arcery 8 months ago
Maybe he’s talking about her eyes?