Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 28, 2003

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"So! You guys have pet names for each other! How sweet!" "Oh, come on, Nate! It's so obvious you're jealous!" "Jealous?" "Sure! You'd love to have a pet name! Because that would mean you had a girlfriend!" "But don't feel left out! Until you manage to hook up with somebody, we'll come up with a pet name for you!" "This conversation isn't going quite as I'd hoped." "After all, what are friends for?" "How abotu 'Urkel'? "