Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 17, 2003

Transcript:

"Mr. Gaffney, I must point out a glaring injustice regarding the test you just handed back!" "Gina, the class kiss-up, got a 98 while I only got a 72! The question is...why?" "Is it because I'm not the 'teacher's pet'? Is it because I'm too principaled to grovel and beg for grades like a dog looking for a bone?" "No, it's because you identified Zachary Taylor as the middle linebacker for the Miami Dolphins." "What, did he get traded?"