Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 28, 2004

Transcript:

"Here's another problem, Teddy: You keep calling him Ben Franklin!" "Use his full name! That takes up more space! 'Benjamin' is five letters longer than 'Ben'!" "You've used his name twenty-two times in your report. Five extra letters each time means a hundred and ten more letters!" "You're good." "I'm just warming up, my friend. Did Ben have a middle name?"