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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 08, 2004
December 07, 2004
December 09, 2004
Transcript:
"As the school "nickname czar," how do you decide on the perfect name for someone?" "Oh there's not just one nickname per person!" "Take Ms. Godfrey, for example! She has many nicknames: Godzilla, she-who-must-not-be-named, bacon, hey Moe, dump truck, fried dough..." "I can't believe she's not butter, Heidi, Cruella, madonuts, the dark side of the moon, beast, Pat, ozone, Fat Albert..." "This is making me feel dirty." "Gas house, Shamu, big bang, Jabba the Hutt, Chins-r-us, egg salad, Lucifer, pass the gravy..."
Cats&bubbles123 about 12 years ago
Cruella? A boy said that idea to Nate, and he said he didn’t like it.
Destinedforgreatness1811 almost 11 years ago
Boring.comDragon breathExtra crispyThere’s no place like homework Queen kongGas stationBig BangAnimal planetWrecking ballDullapaloozaEl guapoPardon my nachosJaws
toluwanio12 about 10 years ago
Lucifer???? No one should compare, Mrs Godfrey to the devil, he’s much worse.
temi6brocks about 10 years ago
You mean she’s much worse
Shelia Stapleton over 8 years ago
OnionBreather
AnnabethChase18 over 7 years ago
DM9001 about 6 years ago
If she has that many nicknames, she must be really, horribly despised by everybody in the school.
 ‍ about 6 years ago
Isn’t there an account who has a profile pic of Fat Albert? And who actually read through all those names?
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
Fat Albert? I can’t stop thinking about Cleetus now.
Calvin&Hobbes almost 5 years ago
HEY! Nate isn’t the one who came up with cruella! There was this one guy who proposed the name to him in a sunday strip.
rey mondia almost 5 years ago
This looks like this is from novel 1!
(Insert funny name) over 4 years ago
He remembers this over social studies notes. His grades become clear to me now!
depressed_meme over 4 years ago
chins-r-us LOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Shrek Wazowski :) almost 4 years ago
jabba the hut or jabba the gut
AliAdhami almost 4 years ago
Uh, dump truck??!! Idk if it was like this back then, but calling a woman a dump truck has a wildly different implication nowadays 0_0
Vallion almost 4 years ago
“madonuts”? this man is god tier.
yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about) over 3 years ago
Hey Moe?
Best Commenter Ever over 3 years ago
Lucifer???
TMR fan over 1 year ago
so, he can memorize these, but not a single date?