Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 03, 2007
January 02, 2007
January 04, 2007
Transcript:
"I'm going to ask Chester how much he weighs." "What? Why?" "I'm just curious, that's all." "Don't do it, Nate! He's touchy about his weight! He's very sensitive!" WUMP! "Sensitive, yet frighteningly violent." "I'll go see if the janitor has a 'Jaws of Life'."
n8cwhite almost 9 years ago
Jaws of LifenounNORTH AMERICANtrademarka hydraulic apparatus used to pry apart the wreckage of crashed vehicles in order to free people trapped inside.
nobleoble almost 9 years ago
yea
UniformTrain3 almost 8 years ago
I predict he’s… uh… close to 1000????
Elvis Presley about 7 years ago
If he’s the same size as me: 5’11, 175 lbs.
Anibal about 3 years ago
a hydrolic rescue tool seems a little overkill
Adam Barnett about 3 years ago
A shellacking for Nate and his obsession with other people’s weight was long overdue.
Insane Nate (Just an empty account) over 1 year ago
He weighs exactly 299.829 pounds according to google.