Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 31, 2007

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"How did you dolts come up with such a good topic? You didn't even crack a book!" "Easy! Teddy's dad is a Civil War buff!" "He's been telling me about all the different battles since I was a baby! He builds models of Civil War battlefields in our basement!" "I could write a report on the Battle of Shiloh in my sleep!" "...Which is why I chose him as my partner!" "Right, and...Wait, what?" "Relax, dude. We'll put your name first on the title page."