Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 04, 2009

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Boy says, "Hey! Are you following us?" Nate says, "just working on my review for the school paper." Boy says, "Huh?" Nate says, "I'm reviewing all the couples. You guys are about two stars on a four-star scale." Boy says, "two stars? C'mon we've been going out since September!" Nate says, "Sorry, Kevin, it would be higher if Shana weren't planning to dump you for Jason." Boy says, "Wait, what?" Nate says, "Oop, I've got a deadline tootles."