Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 01, 2009

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Umpire says, "Son, I'm noticing that your pitched have quite a bit of movement to them." Umpire says, "Do you have some sort of illegal substance in your back pocket?" Nate says, "What? Illegal? No!" Nate says, "I mean, I do have a few onion rings back here, but..." Umpire says, "Coach, will you join me on the mound for a moment?" Nate says, "If onion rings are wrong, I don't wanna be right."