Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 23, 2010

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    RayLewis52  over 11 years ago

    Ted makes Marty seem normal.

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    Sonicx79  almost 11 years ago

    He’s the one who’s not bright

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    BigNateRules!   almost 8 years ago

    Reach, I presume?

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    ♞нυитєявσу_z♘  about 6 years ago

    WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS?

    Marty: Hey Ted, can you go and pour the water in the children’s glasses for supper?

    Uncle Ted: Sadly, no. I’m afraid I’d slip on a puddle and destroy the kitchen floor by making a hole and falling in it. Then, I go into the Earth’s core and die.

    Marty: Are you just making excuses not to work?

    Uncle Ted: Darn! You figured it out! I might as well pour the water in the children’s glasses as you said.

    Uncle Ted goes into the kitchen, but slips on a puddle and makes a hole in the kitchen floor and falls in it. Ted then dies by falling into the Earth’s core.

    Marty: Let’s move into a new house, kids.

    Nate: That’s fine with me.

    THE END

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    cyberchase07  almost 6 years ago

    halo 2, maybe 3?

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    friiobe  about 4 years ago

    I thought Nate didn’t even have cable.

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    Ima juicy snack  about 4 years ago

    LAZY FAT LOOKING

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    yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about)  over 3 years ago

    I like how Uncle Ted comes up with fancy ways of saying poorly made excuses

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