Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 21, 1997

Transcript:

Time Once Again to play... "WHO THE HECK AM I?" America's FAVORITE Game Show!! With your host: KEN DOLITTLE!! Ken: Hello again, folks! Let's welcome our celebrity panel AND...our first MYSTERY GUEST! Guest: Hi, Ken. Ken: Now, Mystery Guest... Give us some clues to help unlock your SECRET IDENTITY! Guest: Well, Ken...I'm 15 years old...i have bleached-blonde hair... Ken: Hmm Hmm...Any other identifying features? Guest: Uh...do pimples count? Audience: HA! HA! HA! HA!...... Ken: *chuckle* Ah-HA! Our guest has a sense of humor! Guest: Not really. But I do often say things that are UNINTENTIONALLY funny due to my lack of intelligence and lame social skills! Ken: VERY interesting! Okay lets move on! How would your FRIENDS describe you? Guest: Friends? Ken: HA! HA! WOW! Are you as stumped as I am panel! This is one of the most BAFFLING Mystery Guests we've ever HAD! Ellen: Guess who. Nate: Uh-oh...