Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 02, 2000

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BIFFL Hello, friends! Biff Biffwell here! Time for our annual conversation with Howard Plotz, resolution accountant. HOWARD: Yo, Biff. BIFF: As we all know, Howard here keeps track of all the New Year's Resolutions that people make at this time of year! HOWARD: Correct. BIFF: Tell me, Howard. Do people get in trouble when they break a resolution? HOWARD: Not alwats, Biff. Some resolutions simply can't be kept! They're made to be broken! BIFF: And why's that? HOWARD: Because they're made under duress! Usually at the suggestion of a misguided parent! What ends up happening? People make resolutions they really don't want to keep! BIFF: So...it's okay to break those kinds of resolutions? HOWARD: Absolutely Biff! To do otherwise would be unnatural! NATE: I fotta be me! FRANCIS: Pity.