Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 29, 2003

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"Snicker! Francis! Two o'clock!" "Hm?" "It's only twelve-thirty!" "No, no! Look at two o'clock!" "Whatta ya mean, look at two o'clock?" "Haven't you ever seen a war movie? It's directional thing?" "Twelve o'clock is straight ahead! Six o'clock is directly behind!" "And so two o'clock is..." "Wait, wait! Why would six o'clock be behind you?" "I mean wouldn't it be straight down?" "No, it would...you don't...okay, forget it! Forget the whole clock thing!" "All I was trying to say without being obvious about it was that there's a doofus in a dorky-looking bathing suit ahead and to the right!" "He clocked you!" "Time for an ice pack."