Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 29, 2008

Transcript:

FRANCIS: No! NOOO!! NATE: No, no, no! CUT! You guys call this a fight scene? This is horrible! I've seen more action in a game of tic-tac-toe! Teddy, you're supposed to be a deranged killer! Francis, you're supposed to be locked in a life and death struggle! How do you expect me to make a good psycho slasher film without any psycho slashing going on? The audience doesn't want to watch you guys act like you're at a tea party! They want to see violence! Violence! Give me violence! Wha? Hey! What are you guys?? NO! OW!! FRANCIS: You know this acting stuff ain't so bad! TEDDYL Yeah but what I really want to do is direct!