Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 11, 2009

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Nate says, "Chester, my man! What's the problem? You look a little down!" Chester says, "I have a math test next period." Nate says, "Ah! So you're stressed out! You need one of these my friend!" Chester says, "Go away." Nate says, "An empty plastic bottle reduces stress! Just bonk yourself gently on the head! See?" doink doink doink doink Chester says, "I'm trying to study." Chester says, "...Which is exactly why you need this! It relaxes you! It helps you focus!" Chester says, "Leave me alone." Nate says, "It instantly makes you feel better! It's like therapy!" doink doink doink doink doink CHester says, "So it has healing powers?" Nate says, "Yes! Exactly! Healing powers!" CRUNCH! Nate thinks, "This isn't working." doink doink doink doink doink trash keep our school clean