Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 26, 2009

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Mrs. Godfrey says, "Put away your crayons, boys and girls! Your sixth-grade book buddies are here!" Nate says, "Peter. M'lad!" Peter thinks, "Oh no." Nate says, "What should we read, ol' book buddy, ol' pal?" Peter says ,"What should we read?" Peter says, "I'm reading Charlesh Dickensh' 'A tale of two citiesh'! You can read whatever you want!" Nate but I'm supposed to read aloud to you!" Peter says, "Oh, pleash! I already read at a college level!" Peter says, "What could you posshibly read to me that I'd find remotely intereshting?" NAte says, "'Femm fatality,' issue #94!" NAte says, "...And in the next panel, she pulls a laser gun from insider he snake-skin hot pants..." Peter says, "Rowr!"