Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 04, 2009
October 03, 2009
October 05, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "Can I help you, sir?" Man says, "Yes, you can drop and give me twenty!" Dad says, "Say isn't that one of your coaches?" Nate says, "Keep walking. Keep walking." Dad says, "Hm? Don't you want to say hello?" Nate says, "Say hello to coach John? The man's a psycho!" Nate says, "You should see him during practice! All he does is make us run wind sprints!" Dad says, "Well...*chuckle*...he's not going to be in 'Coach mode' at the mall!" Nate says, "He's always in 'Coach mode.'" Dad says, "Nate, you're being rude. When you see someone you know, it's impolite not to acknowledge them!" Nate says ,"Dad! Wait!" Dad says, "All we're doing is saying hello!" Nate says, "No! No!" Man says, "Eight...Nine...ten..." Nate says, "Happy?"
Comisftw over 10 years ago
He can’t make them do that.
Woah, 3 pronouns in 6 words.
Tater over 10 years ago
Coach John is the most physcoest (I know that’s not a word) person in the whole universe.
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
REALLY??? in the MALL!!!
Dyceiretak almost 7 years ago
I love the notebook page drawing panel.
KansasChaser12 over 6 years ago
Coaches now are less “coach mode”
Clarence about 6 years ago
That’s what Marty gets
Stonkss over 5 years ago
reee
Tyrion HamiltonGoodson over 4 years ago
Marty Wright (Dad): Mall cop! Help!
Cop: What seems to be the problem gents?
Nate: Coach John here is terrorizing us! Can you please arrest him!
Mall cop: Sure thing! Coach John! You’re under arrest for abusing people! You’re staying in jail for a long time! Let’s go!
(in jail)
Coach John: Oh, how I hate him!
HanWoodson over 4 years ago
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid dad
Superhuman Pickles about 4 years ago
This was printed in Big Nate:Mr Popularity
Jacop✔️ over 3 years ago
Why is his dad doing this? Surely he has some dignity
The Uchiha Clan over 3 years ago
Coach John seems really mean
yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about) about 3 years ago
That HAS to be illegal
VMB! over 2 years ago
wow…