Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 26, 2010
Transcript:
Francis says, "I'll be Tom Brady!" Nate says, "I'll be Randy Moss!" Teddy says, "I'll be Ray Lewis!" Artur says, "And I am Vitaly Scherbo!" Teddy says, "Who?" Artur says, "Very great gymnast! From my country, Belarus!" Francis says, "Gymnast?" Teddy says, "Artur, we're playing football!" Artur says, "Yes, but in Belarus nobody is to play football!" Francis says, "But..." Nate says, "Hey, that's fine, Artur! Be whoever you want!" Francis says, "Hike!" Nate says, "If you want to be a Belarusian gymnast, that works for me!" Nate says, "... Because just like you said: Belarusians don't play football!" WHAM! Francis says, "But Poles do!" Teddy says, "Heh heh!" Nate says, "Ow."
De_Faulto almost 12 years ago
It’s funny how Artur is concerned for Nate.
n8cwhite almost 9 years ago
Didn’t see the safety coming!
maxpat over 8 years ago
POLES do, unlike Belarusians
DM9001 over 8 years ago
Elm St? Better watch out for Freddy!
PBS1! over 5 years ago
Did any Polish complain?
Sokka the Great about 4 years ago
The pole is a better safety than Jamal Adams lmao
Arcery almost 4 years ago
Karma hits him right back.
FootballFanatic101 over 3 years ago
Wait… how did Francis hear Nate say what he said?? They were all the way across the field!! :OD
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 3 years ago
Artur fact: Many people have misunderstood that Artur’s from Turkey, his father just does research projects there.
BīgChungus almost 3 years ago
lol
pogfrogs almost 3 years ago
had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Scotland over 2 years ago
I’m glad that Nate is being nice here, I would feel like in this situation Nate would just say he can’t be them.
ahcaracuC about 2 years ago
Nate shouldn’t be friends with people who joke about Nate getting seriously hurt instead of helping him. JOKIG ABOUT RUNNING INTO A POLE?!
STUFF ENJOYER 11 months ago
The pole plays better than Artur.