Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 05, 1998

Transcript:

Biff: Hello, sports fans! Biff and Chip here, again to bring you... a "Slice" of life! The golfing misadventures of Dad! Biff: Here's dad loosening up on the first tee! Chip: When things get loose, Biff, they often fall apart completely! Biff: His swing reminds me of Bobby Jones! Chip: But Bobby Jones is dead! Biff: Exactly. Biff: Say, He got a lot of height on that shot! Chip: Yes, he did... unfortunately, he was putting at the time! Biff: They say gold is a game of inches, chip! Chip: In dad's case, a whole lot of them! Biff: Okay, quiet, everyone! Dad is preparing to hit! Chip: Why are we whispering? Biff: Wow! He... He hit it! Chip: This is amazing! Dad's ball is actually in the fairway! Nate Wright: Wrong fairway dad. Nate's Dad: Could you go get that one son?