Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 09, 1998

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THE LAST SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER...EVER!! DAY OF RECKONING! Starring: Moe Mentum! Washington, August 1998: Clinton: What?? A giant asteroid is on a collision course with Earth? SEC OF DEFENSE: Right, Mr. President! Only one man can save us...SLADE McSUEDE, soldier of fortune! SLADE: Give me a plane, a jackknife, and a box of baking soda and I'll stop that asteroid cold! AND SOON... SLADE: Houston, this is McSuede. I'm about to blow this asteroid to kingdom come! HOUSTON: Roger, McSuede! SUEDE: ?!?! Oh, no! My missiles aren't firing! Backup systems have failed! HOUSTON: Do something, McSuede! SUEDE: Too late! The asteroid is entering Earth's atmosphere! THE EARTH IS DOO NATE: AAAAAH! I smidged! ELLEN: Oh, it's not the end of the world.