Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 1999

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Letters! He gets letters! Dan Cupid's Valentine Mailbags!! Dan: Well, friends, it's that time of year again, and the mail from lonely hearts has REALLY been piling up! Dan: As the world's #1 matchmaker, I can say with confidence that i'll be able to find mates for ALMOST all these people! Dan: why "ALMOST", you ask? Simply put, there is a small group of folks out there with no change of finding love! (Theres a drawing and Nate's dad is the example) Dan: Yes, it's tragic... but there is something i can do! (The Tv is playing a song, it says "Loooove... Exciting and new... ) Dan: Watch carefully as I aim two darts; the first at the lonely person; and the second at.. well.. whatever's handy! Dan: It might not be true love between two humans beings, but it's better than nothing! (Nate's dad is in love with a donut)