Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 16, 2011

Alcatraz would be a good home for the Fink.

Sure took care of recking the leaves.

Good… and take that dipso ‘Bung’ with you.

S’no kidding.

I live in Indiana, where it can still hit 70 in mid October and sleet in March.

Here in Texas, we have something we call a “blue norther”. When I was stationed in Wichita Falls, one day the temperature went from the mid seventies to the high thirties in just a couple of hours.

Anthropogenic climate change is causing the fink’s snow.

Welcome to Colorado!

What’s the old saying? “If you don’t like the weather, just wait 15 minutes and it will change!”

And greetings from sunny Arizona!

This is where I’d ask the Wizard to do something about this situation or its “Off with his head!” and then remember that the Wizard is a lousy magician. He’d stop the snow by making it “Too cold to snow.”

Yes, the seasons change rapidly as we age. Or is that just in SW PA?

Supposed to get cool tonight. But it is 1 AM and still 80 degrees here. :)