Why shoes? Because I’m hard to fit and last time I was in a house fire I spent months wearing a pair of singed Burkenstocks, (the only foot wear that survived) while they rebuilt the bloody house and I am Never gonna do that again.
The other day I woke up to the apartment filled with a thin layer of smoke. I said “Eric, fire!” (mind wasn’t engaged, Eric was my ex’s name), opened the door. About that time I realized the smoke was coming from inside the apartment. I traced it to a piece of toast blackened to a cinder in the oven.
slug_queen about 13 years ago
Grab important things on the way out of the house:
1. cats2. family photos3. divorce papers
Not necessarily in that order.
WebSpider about 13 years ago
Never noticed the dots on Leo’s butt before. Natural or henchman tattoo?
Miserichord about 13 years ago
In order of importance:GrabGlassesCell phoneExternal hard drive containing backups of everythingPants (that also gets me wallet and keys)
mr_radis about 13 years ago
I can’t believe you did that Leopold!
EarlOfCork about 13 years ago
One day Gary is going to snap on Leopold and rip him a new one.
Rista about 13 years ago
Order of importance
Catspurse file box with insurance papersshoes
Everything else is replaceable.
Why shoes? Because I’m hard to fit and last time I was in a house fire I spent months wearing a pair of singed Burkenstocks, (the only foot wear that survived) while they rebuilt the bloody house and I am Never gonna do that again.
ProfessorKid about 13 years ago
Leo plan is to evacuate over Gary’s dead body!
lavatube about 13 years ago
The other day I woke up to the apartment filled with a thin layer of smoke. I said “Eric, fire!” (mind wasn’t engaged, Eric was my ex’s name), opened the door. About that time I realized the smoke was coming from inside the apartment. I traced it to a piece of toast blackened to a cinder in the oven.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Not used to seeing Owen demonstrate mordant wit. Get up, Gary!