The Barn by Ralph Hagen for November 18, 2011

Stan doesn’t go with the rest of the herd.

P1 – That’s the second sign. I can’t remember the first.

If at first you don’t succeed… Get a bigger hammer.

I like the ones that change meaning slightly when you leave a word off:A penny saved is a penny.Hell hath no fury like a woman.

Call him Eyore Stan.

If this is true, then I haven’t made it to middle age yet.

@Saucy 1121 – nice – I like.How about: “Don’t feed the hand that bites you.”“No taste for accounting”

And the pen is mightier than…. the pigs.

“Fish and Stan stink after three days.”