Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2011

I say, they are rather large, old chap.

This is a sign that Canadians like hockey too much.

Something tells me he’s still not playing with a full set.

Though I have to say — you ought to see his trophy wife.

Lord Stanley was a pretty strong fellow wasn’t he.

That’s one way to slow down your eating so you don’t overeat.

I’ve never seen the Stanley Cup before.

If this is an indication of his dishes, that IS a problem. I have a few favorite sets (only one that was so expensive that I only bought 2 place settings).

LORD STANLEY,LORD STANLEY, BRING US THE BRANDY!