Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 16, 2011
Transcript:
Norman: If you encounter a vampire, you can kill it with a wooden stake. If you're attacked by a werewolf, you'll need a silver bullet. But what can you use on a wax figure that comes to life?? Norma: Hey, this might work! ... If we can find an electrical outlet!
flyertom almost 13 years ago
Do they make cordless ones yet?
finkd almost 13 years ago
If Vincent Price shows up, I’m outta here !
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I really like Norma: she reminds me of June in her younger days . . . when she met Ralph . . . ewww . . . ☻
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
I think it involves more than a wooden stake. There’s the cross and actually restraining it so that it can be staked…
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
That loose shoe lace might come back to haunt you.
PkfanD66 almost 13 years ago
My crazy friend who claims to be a vampire says that vampires LOVE garlic. They’re just trying to cut back. He doesn’t object to the wood thing though. Which might explain my habit of collecting small, pointy sticks…