Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 11, 2004

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Boy: There's this guy in my dad's firm who used to be some big bank executive. Everybody called him "Lawrence of Layoff." One day he found out he had fired his old little-league coach. He went nuts and fired himself! His stocked tanked. He lost his big house. He lost his fancy car. His wife left him and his dog bit him. Now he's, like, the world's worst-paid accountant because he's always doing free stuff for poor people. Dad says if you ever sell your soul, be sure to keep the receipt. Frazz: Oh, yeah. The restocking fees are nasty.