Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 15, 2009

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Girl: Elements of the problem: Big test after lunch. Not prepared. Elements of plan A: Mrs. Olsen currently is driving back from burger bunker with the radio on. Oldies 95 takes requests. Mrs. Olsen will never leave her car before the end of Danke Schoen. Frazz: Complication: Danke Schoen is only a 2 1/2 minute song. Girl: Continuation: It's three degrees outside. And you've got that spray bottle thingy there. Frazz: I am not freezing Mrs. Olsen inside her car. Girl: It's not like she'll starve. How many calories in a bunker buster? Frazz: Come on. Plan B.