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when I was a kid we’d call people and say we’re the phone co. and we have too much slack at the main office, whould you please pull on your phone cable.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Got Prince Albert in a can?
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Insert Bart Simpson phone prank here.
zero over 13 years ago
Gee, they sure are waaaaaay more advanced than us…
moeby57 over 13 years ago
when I was a kid we’d call people and say we’re the phone co. and we have too much slack at the main office, whould you please pull on your phone cable.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Aliens have the wit of teens. We’re doomed.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Everyone is a comedian.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Nice to see that the SETI program has finally succeeded.
chris_weaver over 13 years ago
Darn alien kids!
AStarofDestiny over 13 years ago
Haven’t heard that one before, that’s funny!
AStarofDestiny over 13 years ago
Ah, the joke that supercedes all life forms.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Mars Needs to Get a Life — Coming soon to a theater near you.
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
Call to bowling alley: "Do you have 8 pound balls? Yes.“Then wear baggie pants and no one will notice!”
Huncher over 13 years ago
call to butcher shop:Do you have pigs feetbutcher: yes.wear shoes and nobody will notice.
Michelle Morris over 13 years ago
I think it’s comforting to know that corny jokes are universal.
whitecarabao over 13 years ago
These jokes are probably as old as the universe.
squirrel500 over 13 years ago
Gotta catch my fridge! Bye!
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Beam me down Scotty, no intelligent life up here either!”
Funny1976 over 13 years ago
you are the best!!!! lio
baileydean over 13 years ago
I would say that this old joke has no “legs” and “run” with it… but that would be childish of me!
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Happy Turkey Day everyone! Hope your Thanksgivings are wonderful.
cjhaacke about 13 years ago
Pretty well explains UFO phenomena in a nutshell.