Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 18, 2011
December 17, 2011
December 19, 2011
Transcript:
Man: *Gasp* Look! Yeti tracks...and they look fresh! After all these years of research, we finally have a chance to get from of their existence! Then, instead of being the object of ridicule and dismissed as myth-hunting drinks, we'll be embraced by the scientific community!! ...or not.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Well, getting pictures of Santa are easy, just pay the $10 at the Mall. Yeti has a much more elusive press agent, so the appearance fees are a lot higher. Should have put Rudolph on the stilts, and make it look like Yeti was out strolling with the Missus.
artybee almost 13 years ago
Haven’t caught him Yet…. i .
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Just when you think you have the answer, they go and change the question.
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
I guess their careers will go downhill now.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Santa wasn’t ON foot, he was BIG foot.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
And they say scientists keep their minds open to all possibilities! Maybe it’s really a Yeti in a Santa suit playing tricks! They do that, you know. Ask your elf what you were really seeing.
watmiwori almost 13 years ago
how many caanteens of eggnog h\ve they had?
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
To all the Myth-Hunting-Dinks out there, this one’s for you!!Merry Christmas to all!!
jreckard almost 13 years ago
They’re an improvement on snowshoes. He calls them Squatch.
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Hey !!! Are we there Yeti ???
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Dogsniff – where do you live that you log on so early every day?
roctor almost 13 years ago
“Science debunked”.Biological imossiblity upsurped by creationist consumer creator.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Myth creating a different myth. Why not?
aint_lost almost 13 years ago
hehe….dinks…..haha
TlalocW almost 13 years ago
Good to see that Santa has a hobby.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
While bigfoot vacations in the bahamas, santa covers for him.
GeraldTarrant almost 13 years ago
The game is a foot.
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
So this is what Santa does on his day off…
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
He knew it wasn’t a Yeti because of the Claus on his feet.
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
Wiley, you are definitely a hoot! :-D
Michael McKown Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Now that’s FUNNY! LOL
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Kali: “So this is what Santa does on his day off…”Oak Ridge Boy: “Would that be every other day but December 25th?”
It could be argued that December 25th is Santa’s ONLY day off. It depends on how he sets his clocks (the North Pole might be in all time zones, or none). If he starts his trip when the last child has fallen asleep on December 24 in Kiritimati, Kiribati (aka “Christmas Island” – coincidence?) – let’s say 11:00 PM local time, which would be 9:00 AM GMT – and finishes before the first child wakes on December 25 in Apia, Samoa – let’s say 5:00 AM locally (8:00 PM GMT) – that gives him 35 hours of non-stop work to do his job (if I did the math right). But when he finishes, he’s got 19 hours left where it’s still Christmas Day SOMEWHERE. Granted, he’ll likely need to sleep right through it, but do you really say “days off” about somebody who works the night shift?
Joseph Krois almost 13 years ago
And a Merry Christmas to all… And to all a good night…Pax 2011
Greylover almost 13 years ago
Too funny