Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 18, 2011

Well, getting pictures of Santa are easy, just pay the $10 at the Mall. Yeti has a much more elusive press agent, so the appearance fees are a lot higher. Should have put Rudolph on the stilts, and make it look like Yeti was out strolling with the Missus.

Haven’t caught him Yet…. i .

Just when you think you have the answer, they go and change the question.

I guess their careers will go downhill now.

Santa wasn’t ON foot, he was BIG foot.

And they say scientists keep their minds open to all possibilities! Maybe it’s really a Yeti in a Santa suit playing tricks! They do that, you know. Ask your elf what you were really seeing.

how many caanteens of eggnog h\ve they had?

To all the Myth-Hunting-Dinks out there, this one’s for you!!Merry Christmas to all!!

They’re an improvement on snowshoes. He calls them Squatch.

Hey !!! Are we there Yeti ???

Dogsniff – where do you live that you log on so early every day?

“Science debunked”.Biological imossiblity upsurped by creationist consumer creator.

Myth creating a different myth. Why not?

hehe….dinks…..haha

Good to see that Santa has a hobby.

While bigfoot vacations in the bahamas, santa covers for him.

The game is a foot.

So this is what Santa does on his day off…

He knew it wasn’t a Yeti because of the Claus on his feet.

Wiley, you are definitely a hoot! :-D

Now that’s FUNNY! LOL

Kali: “So this is what Santa does on his day off…”Oak Ridge Boy: “Would that be every other day but December 25th?”

It could be argued that December 25th is Santa’s ONLY day off. It depends on how he sets his clocks (the North Pole might be in all time zones, or none). If he starts his trip when the last child has fallen asleep on December 24 in Kiritimati, Kiribati (aka “Christmas Island” – coincidence?) – let’s say 11:00 PM local time, which would be 9:00 AM GMT – and finishes before the first child wakes on December 25 in Apia, Samoa – let’s say 5:00 AM locally (8:00 PM GMT) – that gives him 35 hours of non-stop work to do his job (if I did the math right). But when he finishes, he’s got 19 hours left where it’s still Christmas Day SOMEWHERE. Granted, he’ll likely need to sleep right through it, but do you really say “days off” about somebody who works the night shift?

And a Merry Christmas to all… And to all a good night…Pax 2011

Too funny